I was nothing more than that old monster before you m'apparraisses.
I'm an old monster.
I'm an old monster. Those whose nature would abort. Men have no knitting needles, but are provided with very long spears. It's been ages they double my steps a din of shouting and blades being sharpened. If fear did not generate the courage, it would make thousands of tranquility. What a world ...
I have no children. God forbid. I have no lady. Either. I take painkillers because of my age and my sadness.
Tonight I'm looking for a knight to disembowel. He must live. Besides, I know nothing else to do. I've never seen anything else to do. I'm for that, apparently.
So ... So I'm sharpening my dog on a dragon's claw. There are sparks carmines. It's normal, it's dragon claw. It should only take care of my language. I lost a piece, there are two moons ago. It burns, it burns, it burns ... petre, sawdust and burn ... I have advised a
, Knight, two days ago. Her arms are disgusting (a lioness fiery yellow violet) worse than my skin blistered and patched pustules. More than anyone else, he deserves to die.
I leave my house, now. A femur of a troll in each fist. Faster out earlier returned.
Look, a whinny.
tension of arm muscles, a sliver of bone and blood, and opening a butcher shop in your horse neighborhood.
The type looks angry. And
but I want him to do?
The whistle of a sheath around a sword.
Should he get there? A motto
gueulée in the local dialect.
Well what are you waiting for? Go. Come. It
knees tremble with the sound of Kestrel kneepads.
was well worth m'aiguiser canines, that bastard is bristling with pikes. Poisoned, I guess.
Stop pointing me with your nail clippers. I make mine
flee.
too happy, he started to chase me.
I count to 10.
At 7, he stumbles because of its scrap.
Anything. He shrugs
miserably. And his pikes
the ground do not care.
When to go, we gotta go.
I approached him and finds he has no sword.
Perfect.
I manage to conceal the sun. And as tradition dictates, we look into the eyes. I count to 3, and he uncapped the head of a swing to the femur of a troll. His head leaves the horizon in a red wreath.
Actually no.
She stole the bell and rolled softly, 3 meters away.
Before going any further.
My name is Jean-Tristan. This
you in the mouth corner.
All square.
I could talk for days, carnage and looting.
My life is boring.
I leave.
Do not be the ultimate proof of the existence of an unfortunate adventurer.
Or the futile pretext of a holy war. What I
tests are reserved for me? A
what adventures do I have?
is decided.
I'm going. A
adventure! A
adventure! A
adventure ... ...
But who will water my roses?
And geranium?
is decided.
I stay.
It is much better at home than on roads. Go
my little Jean-Tristan, do yourself a glass of tea with nutmeg.
Put water to boil, remove the pot, and ...
Toc-toc-toc
... What else?
Toc-toc-toc
... It's going ok, I just ... Wow ...
... My god, what it is ... ... What word ... Beautiful ...
So that, beauty ...
_ Does Mr. Monster is here?
She would have known, if she saw me ...
_ Hem ... Uh ... Yeah-yeah ... I ... ... Gloup
_ It must be you, I presume?
Stop rubbing your eyes., Stop rubbing your eyes, stop rubbing your eyes ...
_ Uh, he himself _
... It's cool outside.
_ It is true that winter is early this year ... Let's go
. Asshole.
_ If, yes, enter miss.
Now the tea, do not forget the tea. You've never asked you to do that served the best tea with nutmeg County?
_ I Sit ... here is very comfortable. Seen, ahem, you want tea? _
happy I could drink.
_ That's true?
her ... her ... her ... her face, something has made it more beautiful still. How is this possible? That something ... His lips were suddenly changed, and nothing seemed softer. My god ... my chest ... It is as if there was a swallow's nest. It is impossible, all the shutters are closed. Oh my god, is that it would not pervasive and death without thank you? What a pity not to die once ...
_ You do not feel well?
_ I ...
Tea, asshole, tea ...
_ The kettle, she hisses
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